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Sister
Lover
Homie
Daschund-owner
Badass.
"Tilt my chin back, slit my throat, take a bath in my blood, get to know me."
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I want another cat. THAT cat is now a rabid hate-breed with a stinky arsehole. I want a little white kitten that licks my nose and loves me hard.
Loljkz. Jeebus Creebus is the best cat ever.
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How to make your Dad cry.
My EH after my first prang, 2008. Hit by a buzz-box, which subsequently crumpled
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Sausage party, 2008
Miss. Gabor is in there somewhere. She’s getting her bits cut out today so she won’t make sausage babiez. All I want is sausage babiez. Sausage babiez are cute and don’t weigh 13kg. Fuck you Zsa Zsa and your dirty eating habit.
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CANNOT FUCKING WAIT.
My Dad has been slaving over this bitch for months. My car now has that many new panels and parts, that I no longer feel justified in calling her the old name. From now on… le Eh will be known as: Betty Badtouch. And she will be baaaaaad.
‘Ace of Eden’, a photo by Miss. Shaylee Leach, who is somewhere far from here.
Models: Ace the snake and Eric the apple. Eric is no longer with us. RIP Eric.
